Michael Elario
I am Michael Elario and I've created this blog to share any and all aspects of the game of golf.
I have been in the golf industry for over 26 years with some great times working at The Breakers Country Club in Palm Beach, Florida...The Desert Inn & Country Club in Las Vegas, Nevada...as well as Tour operations with the Ben Hogan Tour and the Nike Tour. It keeps getting better with time as I now am involved with one of the best Golf Tour operators in the world, SGH Golf Inc. Sending golfers to Scotland, Ireland, England to name a few as well as making all the arrangements for golfers to attend The Masters, British Open and The Ryder Cup. Want to take a golf vacation?
SOME FUNNY GOLF QUOTES!
- By Michael Elario
- Published 05/7/2009
Funny Quotes On Golf
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
Henny Youngman
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Phyllis Diller
They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.
Raymond Floyd
Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
Paul Harvey
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
Don Adams
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
You've just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
Sam Snead
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
Kevin Costner
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Lee Trevino
